Dante's Moustache and Beard Beauty Parlor featuring 2007 image model Comelec Spokesperson James Jimenez.
Testimonial:
"I'm very happy with Dante's state-of-the-art moustache-twirling service, beard rejuvenation and scrotum laser-resurfacing, now I have the drop-dead gorgeousness of my idol Dante Varona! Everytime I look in the mirror, I faint! Gosh, I'm that hot! No one will know I'm not actually an Earthling!"
Testimonial:
"I'm very happy with Dante's state-of-the-art moustache-twirling service, beard rejuvenation and scrotum laser-resurfacing, now I have the drop-dead gorgeousness of my idol Dante Varona! Everytime I look in the mirror, I faint! Gosh, I'm that hot! No one will know I'm not actually an Earthling!"
-- James Jimenez, famous Filipino celebrity, teenage heartthrob, and incumbent Comelec spokesperson
