Even though he didn’t win a single Award at tonight’s American Music Awards (Taylor Swift?! Where’s Kanye when you actually need him), we here at Jingle Blog Rock acknowledge the REAL winner: Justin Bieber, i.e., the only one brave enough to sing a Christmas song on the show. If you also take into account the hair and the fact that he didn’t impregnate a groupie backstage after a show, then it’s not even close, really.

BTW, between Bieber and “Breaking Dawn,” you think teenage girls are scared shitless right now of being a baby mamma?