Last year I tweeted almost 24 terrible Christmas Cracker jokes as a sort of Advent Calendar.

Here they are again together:

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 1

Eat, drink and be merry. pic.twitter.com/M4V0P30iMs

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— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 2

Yes, yes they do. pic.twitter.com/t0fhTio4YP

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 3

Whjt? pic.twitter.com/zbxbVhxgwR

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 4

The most what? pic.twitter.com/k2pK9W0KFN

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 5

Gender apparently both is and isn't binary for robots. pic.twitter.com/yLfQjCSjnF

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 5 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 6

"Steve, does this joke need a set-up?"
"Nah." pic.twitter.com/4oUZvqMRz8

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 7
Ooooooooh. pic.twitter.com/aSqfb6wSYA

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 8

Laughs by the sponful... pic.twitter.com/uIH3SmMLuW

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar

Spending more money seems to be no guarantee of quality.@Fortnums pic.twitter.com/VRpe9Zoe94

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 10

Who's Graham? pic.twitter.com/yk0OGX3drn

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 11

Don't know much about biology... pic.twitter.com/H0RzhrMFG7

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 12

Baaad pic.twitter.com/YAOwY5RePu

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 13

Or a line of coke...? pic.twitter.com/UU3yadh7l1

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 14

It sounds funnier in French pic.twitter.com/thREzNcYPc

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 14 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 15

Yoda a great gag tells pic.twitter.com/WMntemv0HY

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 December 2017

#AdventCalendar #BadCrackerJokes - Day 16

Interchangeable punchlines. pic.twitter.com/EJYZVv1rss

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 December 2017

#AdventCalendar #BadCrackerJokes - Day 17

A partridge in a...what? pic.twitter.com/P2iJY6Vnoc

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar - Day 18

Gourd pic.twitter.com/94LbRI0ZJ5

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 December 2017

#AdventCalendar #BadCrackerJokes - Day 19

Neigh pic.twitter.com/SlscTpRXqF

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 December 2017

#BadCrackerJokes #AdventCalendar Day 20

Pretty obtuse pic.twitter.com/tzE4Sp33WH

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 December 2017

#AdventCalendar #BadCrackerJokes - Day 21

What? pic.twitter.com/AX6roOJo47

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 December 2017

#AdventCalendar #BadCrackerJokes Day 22

So, apparently, they do after all pic.twitter.com/6FpWFpbfLj

— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 December 2017