“Think about it, jungle boy,” Ernie continues. “Have you or anyone you know ever seen an Nes Classic in real life? On a store shelf? In someone’s living room?”
“Well, no—”
“Exactly! No one seems to have one, yet all these alleged gamer types are on social media posting pics of the NES Classics they supposedly managed to buy just before they sold out. They manage to hold onto their NES Classic just long enough to take a pic and post it on Twitter. Then they sell their Classic on eBay, immediately erasing all purchasing history and conveniently losing any and all receipts that might prove they’d actually bought a Classic in the first place.” Ernie pretends to wipe his butt with his finger, holds the finger up for me to sniff. “Does it smell like shit to you yet?”
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—SuperMegaNet, ep. 105, “The NES Classic Conspiracy”
