Simp-itis Infection Symptoms If you have simp-itis--either Acute or chronic--signs and symptoms may include the following but not limited to: •Patronization of Females •Frequent agreeing with females to gain favor from them  •Slight to Severe Loneliness - (causing extreme thirst for women including attention-whoring) •Extreme Fatigue - From over worrying about getting a Female (including the