It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.

Passenger:  “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”

Porter:  “Sorry, Sir.  We ran over a politician.”

Passenger: “Goodness!  What was he doing on the tracks?”

Porter:  “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”

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