skriveting:
- “What happened here?!” “I tried to catch a spider.” “With what, a flamethrower?!”
- “This is amazing! How did you know I wanted this?” “What do you mean? I listened to you.” “You what now?”
- “Over my dead body!” “Hm, shouldn’t be a problem.”
- “Explain yourself!” “…I honestly don’t think I could even if I wanted to.”
- “What are you doing here?!” “What do you mean? This is my house.” “You were dead two days ago!” “Oh, right, that. Well-”
- “I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.” “Would it help if I presented the information by way of dance?” “No but it would be funny”
- “Hey, is this a bad time?” “Yeah, actually-” “Ok, great, so-”
- “Unless they can hoedown, I’m not interested.”
- “I can’t, I’m allergic.” “To water?” “… Yes.”
- “Not to be rude but you’re the stupidest person I’ve ever met.” “Look who’s talking!!”
