This is where the Internet goes to die. Holy Sweet Nigger Balls. 50. Fucking. Episodes. Thats almost 7 episodes a year. So its not often. And you would think after all this time we would have our shit together. WRONG. WRONG. What do we talk about on this special landmark? Hollywood is too happy, Achilles can’t settle down, don’t drive drunk, and Achilles first time… getting head. Not only the first time, but how Transformers helped me get off. True story. And in case you are confused, I did refer to myself in the third person. Twice. Would you drink Jim Bean in the bathroom? Apparently white people would. Morimoto is stepping down from Nintendo, Jonah Hill is thin, and trailers show way to goddamn much. Seriously. Why would you make a trailer that tells you everything in the movie? Its supposed to be a preview, not the cliff notes. Fuck. Also Terra Nova sucks. Seriously. It would have been so fucking easy to make it good. Crazy old dude from Avatar. Dinosaurs. Spielberg. That’s fucking opportunity. Thank God for Game of Thrones. And as always, we talk about why Twilight sucks. Should be really even talk about it? That’s such low hanging fruit. We discuss the difference between Beiber Fever and Black Plague and when people show you shitty songs. We also talk about the Enders Game movie, M. Night Shamalyanasdhansdgawerasd, and other bullshit. Then we go meta… and talk about you. This shit is IMPORTANT man! We get a wee bit serious and talk about why we do it. Why we fight. Why we record. And in my mind, I wanted to write something real, sincere, poetic, epic, thought provoking… just something significant. That’s what I origonally wrote for this post. Then I deleted it all. Because as much as this silly bullshit means to us, that isn’t Roflcast. This is. So fuck all the haters, fuck all the trolls and douchebags, because for every one person who hates, we have a hundred who got our backs. And thank you for that. Thanks for letting us be stupid, reckless, and crazy. Here’s to 50 more.
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