The new Nvidia Titan V seems to have been secreted away in a wooden crate in some dusty Nvidian warehouse for the past six months, probably still being prodded by top men. Top… men. The first picture of it actually appeared in May of this year after an enterprising intern sold his chance of a continuing career with the green team for a few internet man points.

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Jen-Hsun caught us unawares last week with the unveiling and immediate launch of the Nvidia Titan V. He announced it at the unfortunately acronymed NIPS conference, offering us all the chance to get the new Nvidia Volta architecture into our desktop PCs… should we be able to stump up the necessary $3,000.