Join Phil and Joel for approximately 60 minutes of Tyranny, the dark side RPG from Obsidian. It’s a mean-spirited romp through the Pillars of Eternity engine in which you play a lieutenant of Basically Sauron. Wander around with your new fantasy mates, make choices that affect the fate of a conquered people, and fight in semi turn-based fights to the death (or unconsciousness, depending on which difficulty options you have ticked).

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Reckon we can’t make any important decisions and pay for them in the space of an hour? Think again.

Of particular interest in Tyranny’s opening is Conquest Mode - a board game-esque screen on which you determine your backstory, picking where and in what fashion you served Kyros the Overlord before he claimed dominion over the entire world.