"Hey, Scar, let's make some mocha babies!"
Wow, all the washed up singers are crawling outta the wood work tonight! Ex Blue singer, and solo flop, Simon Webbe wants to team up with Scarlet Johansson for a duet.
Simon says, "She's got a great image and voice. I think we'd blend very well."
Yeh, right. We suspect the only blending you wanna do there Si is with your peen and Scar's Lady Tardis. One thing we will say is that you two would have the most beautiful children!
Aaaaw.
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