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Few Teasing and Fooling SMSes...

Roses r Red,Sky is Blue























Roses r Red,Sky is Blue










kitna b press kar,



fir b



Roses r Red,Sky is Blue
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Scroll down if u r free





















































































Now scroll up if u r free.
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Press down if you love me...










saala
"homo"..




mujhe pehle se shakk tha .
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Oye sunn. . . .





























































































































Chal rehne de...!
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A machine rings if someone lies.
American : I thnk I can drink 20 beer cans. Trrngg!
Rusian : I thnk I can eat 5 kg chickn. Trrngg!
"UR FRIEND'S NAME": I thnk... Trrngg.!!
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I wanted 2 kill d
....SWEETEST,
.....SMARTEST,
.......GENIUS,
.....ATTRACTIVE
& the most GOOD LOOKING person on earth ,


but then I realised .


SUICIDE is a CRIME..
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Who"s hot?
Its u
Who"s charming?
Its u
Who"s sweetest?
Its u
Who"s smart?
Its u
zyada udo mat yeh msg muje aya tha.....!!
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Aaj raat movie ho jaye
yes or no?



if yes



tum apne tv par dekhna mein apne tv par



if no



kal phir program banaege.....
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Jane anjane me agar humne aapka...
dil dukhaya ho
kasht pahuchaya ho
taklif di ho
pareshan kiya ho
uske liye
Tumse jo bane wo karlo,
Hum nahi badlenge...
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(A nice one to wish Happy First Rain)

Ye baadal ye bijali sirf aapke liye hai,
Ye mousam ye hawa sirf aapke liye hai,
6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue,
Ye baarish sirf aapke liye hai...
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Khali hai na ?
Sala mere paas bhi khali aaya tha.'..
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Garam Tawe par pada POPCORN uchalta kyo hai...






khud BAITH K dekho pata chalega.....
OK FIR MAT KEHNA K MAINE BATAYA NAHI.
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Apki
Ada...


Smile


Chera


Chalna


Bolna


Sharmana


Zulfein


Ankhen


Andaz.


Hey BHAGWAN,KOI Cheez To Thik banai hoti...
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