A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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Press down.



down more



deeper



more


YES



ahh ohh yes




Almost there!



ooh baby faster




harder



FEEL GOOD?



mmmm



THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered


- waiting for autumn.
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake,
the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed!


LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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A S3x expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied,
woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite"

D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...





VOTE.
You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
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