Few Funny Jokes SMSes

Man: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay.
Girl: Kaun Kaun Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy : 1 Wife 2 Bachay
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A bottle of whiskey Rs.1000
A can of beer Rs. 100
A shot of tequilla Rs. 50

Driving home a girl who has had all this....
PRICELESS !!
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KARAN JOHAR KE MOVIE KA SOCIAL MSG TO DEKHO:-

KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI -- LUV UR FRIENDS..

K3G -- LOVE UR PARENTS....

KAL HO NA HO -- LUV UR NEIBHOURS....

KANK -- LUV OTHERS PPLS WIFE...
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whenever i see a beautiful girl

with sexy figure

long hair

it reminds me abt Tata Sky slogan

" Isko laga dala tu life Jingalala"
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