Few Funny Smses and Jokes

7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the,
1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se puccha-
baba ladkiya line nahin deti kya karoo?
Sadhu to Junior Sadhu: - Gutkeshwar, 1 Chatai aur la...
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Husband wife ko ghumne gaya,raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha Husband:- dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai namaste karo
Wife:- Namaste SASUR JI !!!!!!
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Once SRK, airport par apni bivi ke saath gaya. plane is late.

SRK, tell her wife, wait I am going to washroom.

Ek hi minute me wo bhiga hua vapas aa jata hai.

Wife : what happened?, aap bhige hue kyu ho?

As i entered in toilet, everbody was doing their job, and some body shouted Shah Rukh aaya. So every body turn around.
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PRAYER OF IDEAL SON....
DEAR GOD,

THANK U 4 ALL BLESSINGS U HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME... I WON'T ASK ANYTHING 4 MYSELF, BUT PLZZ GIVE MY PARENTS A REALLY HOT....




DAUGHTER-IN-LAW...!!
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Smile- the language of love
Smile- a source to win hearts
smile-creates warmth in ur personality
so.......
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Brush ur teeth regularly!!
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2 EYES R BEST FRIENDS!!!
BOTH WILL BLINK, MOVE, CRY, SEE, & SLEEP TOGETHER....
BUT IF THEY SEE A GIRL, ONLY 1 WILL BLINK...

MORAL: - A GIRL CAN BREAK ANY RELATION...!!!!
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ELEPHANT FALLS IN LUV WID AN ANT,
BUT ANT'S PARENTS R AGAINST THEIR MARRIAGE....

GUESS Y??

THEY GAVE A SOLID REASON....







"LADKE KE DAANTH BAHAR HAI"..!!!!
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1 class mai me 2 ladkiya, ek gori aur ek kali.
Kali Gori se,"Tu kaunsi cream lagati hai?"
Gori,"FAIR & LOVELY. Aur tu?"

Piche se ek ladka bol







CHERRY BLOSSOM!
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