one male Snake kisses a Female Snake. So wat song will da female snake sing???



Ans:- Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera CHUMMA......
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There was a gang.Wo logo ko maar kar unki dead body per ghanti bajate the.So whats their profession.. ???



ANS- Marketing(MAAR-KE-TING)
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JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE???




"koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
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once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums. she was scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears n she started eatin how???




coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,tere sung hai hum!!!!!!!!!
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