Three Dreams of a Man:-
1) To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2) To be as rich as his child believes.
3) To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO" and

when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO'' ...
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Sawal: patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?

Jawab: taki pati ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.
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