Madonna’s former Nanny is looking to cash in on her years of babysitting. The former kid minder in reportedly shopping around a proposal for a tell-all peek into the family life of Madonna and her brood.

From EW.com

A woman claiming to be a former nanny for Madonna is currently shopping a tell-all memoir detailing the inner workings of the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household. EW.com has seen the 80-page proposal, which is being circulated among major publishing houses. The document proposes a book that will reveal intimate information gleaned from Melissa Dumas’ service as Madonna’s nanny. Sample chapters and chapter summaries provide a laundry list of alleged details pertaining to Madonna’s marriage to Ritchie, their children’s behavior, the family’s participation in Kabbalah, and the motivation behind Madonna’s decision to adopt a boy from Malawi. The pitch also contains personal photos of Madonna’s family, as well as photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna’s kids.

This book has lawsuit written all over it. That is if Madonna lets the woman live. Maybe the nanny was too busy taking notes on what Lourdes and Rocco ate for lunch or stealing family photos to notice Madonna’s workout schedule. Cause unless this nanny was a German weightlifter, Madge could her snap her like a cheap chopstick.