Sonny and Archie two good-hearted but aging LA Gangsters have never received the respect they deserve. Even their own Mothers treat them with disdain. Sent on a spurious errand by LA Mob Boss "Basco the Tabasco", Sonny and Archie find themselves caught-up in a web of double-cross, and subterfuge between Basco and "Ling-Ling the Pussy", a Chinese Mob Boss, and the FBI. With the aide of childhood friends, Fat Eva and Jimmy Two-Times, and a cast of colorful characters, Sonny and Archie unknowingly outwit the Mobs, FBI, and CIA.