Two bit of movie news that by themselves don’t quite deserve their own post, but together! Well, they still don’t deserve a whole post, but these are the only two interesting bits of movie news I could find right now, so, you know.

First up, Kevin James will be playing an MMA fighter in a new, untitled comedy for Sony. No, really.
James is attached to play a physics teacher whose school faces drastic cutbacks. In an attempt to save his best friend’s job and the music program his students love, he moonlights in the octagon as a mixed martial arts fighter, ultimately leading to brawling in the UFC.