Today I would like to talk about TV. Firstly, here is a conversation between Glee characters Kurt and Blaine, in a recent episode. (which may or may not have actually happened in Glee, but most likely not)
Blaine cheated on Kurt, and he has just found out.
"Who was it, Blaine?"
"I can't tell you." Replied Blaine.
"Was it Jeremiah?" Kurt asked.
"No Kurt"
"Was is Sebastian?"
"No Kurt"
"Was it..Chandler?"
"No Kurt"
"Was it Eli?"
"No" Blaine replied again.
"Was it Dave?"
"No Kurt."
"Was it NotPaul?"
"No, Kurt."
"Was it Adam? You know that guy from NYADA who you have never met?"
"No Kurt."
"Was it Rachel?"
"No Kurt."
At that moment, Santana entered the room. "Kurt," She said. "I know who Blaine cheated on you with. It was Kurt." Everyone in the room was shocked, especially because what she said didn't make sense.
DUN DUN DUN.
Yes, as I said, that scene may or may not have happened on Glee. But my point is, quite a few characters have come between their relationship, so it would actually be a plot twist if no-one broke them up.
Speaking of unlikely plot twists, in yesterday's episode of Eastenders, (as in the Tuesday 5th February episode, in case you have traveled from the future and don't know the date) Ayeeesha admitted that she loves Masood, only to leave Walford right after. Meanwhile, Tyler and Whitney are apparently going to get married, and Joey had a few lines of dialogue too. This is what I think he said:
JOEY: *mumbling words* Lauren *mumbling words* Alice stay away from Michael *mumbling words* *indecipherable words* Clarissa.
And elswhere in Walford, Kat had another affair, just so that she has had 45 affairs, and Kim wanted to get back together with Ray, while The Sharon Imposter decided she wanted to get married to Jack because he only ever dates blonde women, and then The Sharon Imposter decided to have an affair with Phil instead, who is currently taking away Lola's baby because he decided it would be cool. Also, Masood suddenly got angry and destroyed a water feature while a horrified Zainab looks on, and Ayeeesha lurks in the background, as she seems to randomly turn up in ever scene. Meanwhile Joey is angry and is at Michael's house mumbling something I can't understand, and it seems Michael has no idea what he's saying, either. Elsewhere, all the best characters are in the background, and are sometimes granted a few lines of dialogue, and sometimes they even get to stand in the Queen Vic, while Tyler, Whitney, Kim, Joey and The Brannings get all of the scenes. Talking of The Brannings, the latest plot twist is that Max has just cheated on his wife with his other wife, and Tanya has disappeared, leaving Lauren and Abi with Cora, and Max doesn't even seem to realise that Oscar has also disappeared. Viewers are excited to find out if another wife of Max will arrive in Walford to cause trouble. Meanwhile, Lauren criticizes Max, while she has another glass of wine, and all of the children in Walford have gone somewhere, such as Amy, Tommy, and Oscar, along with Roxy's pet dog, who hasn't been seen since 2010, and the Beale's pet dog, who no character seems to remember.
An average day in Walford.
Now let's move on to real life plot twists.
PLOT TWIST: Cliff Richard appears on television in a month other than December.
PLOT TWIST: The identity of 'Clarissa' is revealed.
I am aware that only three people reading this (well, probably two, actually) know what I'm talking about, so I will explain.
Sometime either last year or the year before, Barry (bazzablogger.blogspot.com) was looking at the documents on his computer, when he saw one he didn't recognise. It seemed that someone had sent a document to his computer, titled "A Poem For Clarissa" and inside was an unfinished poem, seemingly for a girl by the name of Clarissa. I have asked people if they knew who sent the document, but no one seems to know (or rather no one has admitted to writing the poem) and I have no idea why someone even sent the poem to Barry's computer. We don't even know any one named Clarissa, so it has become a mystery. If any one knows who sent the poem to Barry's Computer, please leave a comment on this blog post. Thank you.
Now, usually I end a blog post with either a picture of Donny Osmond, the Bee Gees, or Cliff Richard. I'm not sure why it's become a tradition, but I must carry it on, I suppose.
Blaine cheated on Kurt, and he has just found out.
"Who was it, Blaine?"
"I can't tell you." Replied Blaine.
"Was it Jeremiah?" Kurt asked.
"No Kurt"
"Was is Sebastian?"
"No Kurt"
"Was it..Chandler?"
"No Kurt"
"Was it Eli?"
"No" Blaine replied again.
"Was it Dave?"
"No Kurt."
"Was it NotPaul?"
"No, Kurt."
"Was it Adam? You know that guy from NYADA who you have never met?"
"No Kurt."
"Was it Rachel?"
"No Kurt."
At that moment, Santana entered the room. "Kurt," She said. "I know who Blaine cheated on you with. It was Kurt." Everyone in the room was shocked, especially because what she said didn't make sense.
DUN DUN DUN.
Yes, as I said, that scene may or may not have happened on Glee. But my point is, quite a few characters have come between their relationship, so it would actually be a plot twist if no-one broke them up.
Speaking of unlikely plot twists, in yesterday's episode of Eastenders, (as in the Tuesday 5th February episode, in case you have traveled from the future and don't know the date) Ayeeesha admitted that she loves Masood, only to leave Walford right after. Meanwhile, Tyler and Whitney are apparently going to get married, and Joey had a few lines of dialogue too. This is what I think he said:
JOEY: *mumbling words* Lauren *mumbling words* Alice stay away from Michael *mumbling words* *indecipherable words* Clarissa.
And elswhere in Walford, Kat had another affair, just so that she has had 45 affairs, and Kim wanted to get back together with Ray, while The Sharon Imposter decided she wanted to get married to Jack because he only ever dates blonde women, and then The Sharon Imposter decided to have an affair with Phil instead, who is currently taking away Lola's baby because he decided it would be cool. Also, Masood suddenly got angry and destroyed a water feature while a horrified Zainab looks on, and Ayeeesha lurks in the background, as she seems to randomly turn up in ever scene. Meanwhile Joey is angry and is at Michael's house mumbling something I can't understand, and it seems Michael has no idea what he's saying, either. Elsewhere, all the best characters are in the background, and are sometimes granted a few lines of dialogue, and sometimes they even get to stand in the Queen Vic, while Tyler, Whitney, Kim, Joey and The Brannings get all of the scenes. Talking of The Brannings, the latest plot twist is that Max has just cheated on his wife with his other wife, and Tanya has disappeared, leaving Lauren and Abi with Cora, and Max doesn't even seem to realise that Oscar has also disappeared. Viewers are excited to find out if another wife of Max will arrive in Walford to cause trouble. Meanwhile, Lauren criticizes Max, while she has another glass of wine, and all of the children in Walford have gone somewhere, such as Amy, Tommy, and Oscar, along with Roxy's pet dog, who hasn't been seen since 2010, and the Beale's pet dog, who no character seems to remember.
An average day in Walford.
Now let's move on to real life plot twists.
PLOT TWIST: Cliff Richard appears on television in a month other than December.
PLOT TWIST: The identity of 'Clarissa' is revealed.
I am aware that only three people reading this (well, probably two, actually) know what I'm talking about, so I will explain.
Sometime either last year or the year before, Barry (bazzablogger.blogspot.com) was looking at the documents on his computer, when he saw one he didn't recognise. It seemed that someone had sent a document to his computer, titled "A Poem For Clarissa" and inside was an unfinished poem, seemingly for a girl by the name of Clarissa. I have asked people if they knew who sent the document, but no one seems to know (or rather no one has admitted to writing the poem) and I have no idea why someone even sent the poem to Barry's computer. We don't even know any one named Clarissa, so it has become a mystery. If any one knows who sent the poem to Barry's Computer, please leave a comment on this blog post. Thank you.
Now, usually I end a blog post with either a picture of Donny Osmond, the Bee Gees, or Cliff Richard. I'm not sure why it's become a tradition, but I must carry it on, I suppose.
