Clay Gaykin, seen cuddling with his new infant, Ricky Martin, Jr., has recently come out to the three people that had no clue. I must say though, he looks stunning with his toned-down red hair and pale pink lipstick. Judging from this photograph, I can only assume the father of his baby is K.D. Lang.

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