Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!