Few Cool Funny EXAMS SMSs for wishing all your tensed friends..

Qayamat ke din farishte ne sab se kaha...
aapne aapne gunaah paper pe likho.
Sabne apne apne gunaah likhe...
ki achank aapki aawaz aayi..."Sir supplement."...
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yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rehta hai jo nigaho se dur,
saale wohi questions compulsary hote hai...

so........BEST OF LUCK!!!
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Kahan koi kitab aaisi mili jispe dil luta dete,
Her ek ne dimag khaya kiss-kiss ko nipta dete,
Ab sylabus dekh ke sochte hai,
Ek mahina or hota to duniya hila dete....

BEST OF LUCK & WRITE WELL!!!
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Ishq ke school me naya mahol ho gaya...
Ek teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya.
Tbhi se sare class ka dil udas ho gaya.
Saare bachhe fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya....

DO NOT USE ANT SHORT CUT LIKE PAPPU...!!!
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Student ke dard ko Universitywale kya jaane??
College ke rivajon ko parents kya jaane??
Hoti hai taklif jo likhne walon ko,
Wo paper check karne wala kya jaane??.........
ALL THE BEST OF UR EXAMES!!!
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Lamha lamha yuhi guzar jayega,
Kuch dino baad Final Exame aa jayega,
Abhi waqt hai thoda aur padhle...
Tu kya Munnabhai hai, jo Rustam tujhe bachane aayega??.......

WISH U ALL THE VERY BEST 4 ALL UR PAPERS!!
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Kash koi exame result ka insurance kara deta.
To har exame ke pahle primium bharwa leta,
Pass hota to thik warna insurance claim karwa leta...

ALL THE BEST
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Exame me question aaya :- challenge ka example likhiye?
Ladke ne pura paper blank choda aur end ke page pe likha: Agar apne baap ki aulad hai to pass karke bata....

HEY U DONT DO LIKE THAT...WRITE WELL!!!
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It takes 15trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble coz ofsaving trees...
SAY NO TO EXAMS.......

TILL THEN U HAVE 2 STUDY...
BEST OF LUCK!!
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book khulti hai exam ka sama hota hai,
isi mausam me to dimag taba hota hai,
dimag ki baatein answersheet pe nahi aati,
ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaan hota hai..
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Exam's song:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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To fir ye ..

EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN ??
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STUDENTS ANTHEM-
Hum honge pass pass,
hum honge pass pass,honge pass pass 1 din,
OHHO,
likhte hain bakwaas,
lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,
hum honge pass pass
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A student declartion at d end of the answer paper-
"i hereby declare dat ans written above r true 2d bst of my friends knowledge,i claim no responsiblity of d correction of answer"
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Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfrnd / Boyfrnd ne nahi banaya hai.
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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.
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Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain acche number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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Hight of honesty
Sitting in an Examination hall,
Opening a chit,
Memorising the answer & writting it without seeing.
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