Today is St. Patrick’s Day, when real Irishmen celebrate their heritage, and everyone else takes the opportunity to dress like a leprechaun and get steaming drunk.

This video doesn’t teach you the history of St. Patrick’s Day, or anything else important. Instead, it teaches you how to pour the Perfect Pint of Guinness.

There’s a definite art to pouring a Pint of Guinness, and this Irish barman living in Australia (they really do get everywhere) shows you how. He also recounts some facts about Guinness.

Not being Irish I don’t really do St. Patrick’s Day, but I will drink a Guinness tonight as a boozy tribute to the place. Because alcohol.