Theresa to Alex: "So did the people in your little meeting say you shouldn't get involved with someone with a complex life?" I think it's more likely they were saying he shouldn't get involved with someone who is bat-sh*t crazy.

Sloan's maternal-instinct gene appears to have been spliced out and replaced with the me-me-me gene. #DAYS

Alex thought the way to end the fight with Theresa was to ask her to marry him. It had exactly the opposite effect and Alex should thank his lucky stars it did. #DAYS

Marlena: "I have certainly made my share of mistakes." Even when she wasn't possessed by the Devil. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "I thought Alex was going to ask me to marry him." Brady: "I had no idea the two of you were considering marriage." Theresa: "Apparently just the one of us was." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Melinda: "Maybe what you have with Eric is not perfect." Sloan: "What I have with Eric is perfect. What I have with Jude sucks big-time." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "You need to eat." Ava: "I'm not hungry." Stefan: "When you're depressed, what does being hungry have to do with sitting down with a tub of French Silk ice cream as comfort food? #DAYS

Kate: "Why don't we go upstairs and I'll give you my Valentine's gift." Roman: "But you said you didn't get me anything." That Roman is sharp as a tack. Of course, a tack has an IQ of zero. #DAYS