Ahh… the SPD has promoted Harris to streetsweeper. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You were home late last night. What were you doing?" Stefan: "Ava." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Where were you last night?" Stefan: "At the corner of mind-your-own-business and shut-the-hell-up." EJ: "That's on the south side of town, isn't it?" #DAYS
Harris says he's disguised as a street sweeper so he and Ava can be discreet and inconspicuous. Then they sit down in public and have a long conversation. #DAYS
Jawn the pawn is back. He's so out of it he now qualifies to be a #DOOL writer. #DAYS
Jawn: "Does the past ever stay in the past?" According to Einstein's calculations, in theory your past could be in your future; or your future could be in your present, but only to you, not the people in the future, but their past could be in their future, too. Otherwise the past usually stays in the past. Got it? #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Jawn: "How is it you know how to make me feel better?" Marlena: "Because I know how to have sex." #DAYS
Paulina: "They scheduled my surgery for tomorrow morning." It's late in the day. She'd better go NPO tout de suite. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Paulina, there is no way in hell you are missing our wedding." Paulina: "But we're not in hell, we're in Salem." Johnny: "Same difference." #DAYS
Stephanie to Kayla: "I hope I don't have to marry the same guy four times to get it right." She'd rather be with some guy four times then move on. Her body count is higher than the US had in the Iraq war. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You were home late last night. What were you doing?" Stefan: "Ava." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Where were you last night?" Stefan: "At the corner of mind-your-own-business and shut-the-hell-up." EJ: "That's on the south side of town, isn't it?" #DAYS
Harris says he's disguised as a street sweeper so he and Ava can be discreet and inconspicuous. Then they sit down in public and have a long conversation. #DAYS
Jawn the pawn is back. He's so out of it he now qualifies to be a #DOOL writer. #DAYS
Jawn: "Does the past ever stay in the past?" According to Einstein's calculations, in theory your past could be in your future; or your future could be in your present, but only to you, not the people in the future, but their past could be in their future, too. Otherwise the past usually stays in the past. Got it? #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Jawn: "How is it you know how to make me feel better?" Marlena: "Because I know how to have sex." #DAYS
Paulina: "They scheduled my surgery for tomorrow morning." It's late in the day. She'd better go NPO tout de suite. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Paulina, there is no way in hell you are missing our wedding." Paulina: "But we're not in hell, we're in Salem." Johnny: "Same difference." #DAYS
Stephanie to Kayla: "I hope I don't have to marry the same guy four times to get it right." She'd rather be with some guy four times then move on. Her body count is higher than the US had in the Iraq war. #DAYS
