Sarah kisses Victoria: "Her head is warm." OMG! CALL THE CORONER! #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Everett: "Will you help me with my cufflinks? I'm all thumbs." Stephanie: "If I remember correctly, you're all hands." #DAYS

If you want to know how competent Theresa thinks she is, not to mention unpredictable, hot-tempered, and possibly half-drunk, just offer to help her. #DAYS