A witch walks into the pub. Kate is accompanied by two kids in Halloween costumes. #DAYS

Steve: "What are your intentions with Stephanie?" Chad: "To keep banging her until my d*ck wears out." #DAYS

Theresa: "I'm a totally different person now." Yeah – two weeks ago you were Gwen." #DAYS

Chad: "I don't think it's time to get married right now and Stephanie agrees." Steve: "Well, I don't." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "Did Chad propose to Stephanie?" Kayla: "No. They're still living in sin." Steve: "If I recall correctly, we lived in sin." Kayla: "Only other people's sins count." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Why don't you like my Halloween costume? Does it somehow remind you of Abby?" Chad: "No. I thought you would be wearing your skimpy nurse's costume instead." #DAYS