Sloan: "If Nicole is pregnant with Eric's baby, you can blame Talia for that." Actually I'd blame Eric, but that's just me. #DAYS

Scotch, champagne, zippers, hoverboards… Xander claims the Scotts invented everything. Who does he think he is, Checkov? #DAYS

Chloe has to unglue her lips from Xander and take her hand out of his shirt to slap him for kissing her. #DAYS

Leo: "I am orientation challenged." Jada: "You mean your sexual orientation?" Leo: "OMG, no! I am completely LGBTQ minus the LBTQ. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Xander: "If you don't go back to work for Gwen you'll come home every day to a brooding Scotsman." Chloe: "If that's a promise I'll never go back to work for her." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Meghan: "I think you should marry Kristin." Dimitri: "Is she a virgin?" Meghan: "Did you say vegan or virgin?  It doesn't matter. There is nothing Kristin abstains from." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "If you can't stand the things I've done, why do you have feelings for me?" Chloe: "Because I've seen another side of you." Xander: "Wait until you see that side when I'm not wearing clothes." #DAYS