There once was a naughty gal Stephanie,
Who Alex provided some ecstasy,
Through her mischievous ways,
Chad also got laid,
And with both she sinned quite zestfully.


Top three ways to identify clever screen writers:
1. They don't have people come back from the dead.
2. They don't have people come back from the dead.
3. They don't have people come back from the dead.