Nicole "So-Many-Men-So-Little-Time" Walker should move to a country that allows polygamy. It would be much more efficient than bouncing from guy to guy one at a time. #DAYS

Get a grip, EJ. They don't give Emmys for fake sweat and hyperventilating. #DAYS

Brady: "We come from the most successful blended family I know of." "Blended" = borderline incest. #DAYS

Chloe: "Stefan and I just want to see where things go." Just a wild guess but I'm betting they go to the bedroom. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I'm a lesbian." Chloe: "When did you figure that out?" Nicole: "When I ran out of men." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "Are you too busy for me to take you to breakfast." Chloe: "I might be able to squeeze you in." Stefan: "We can do that after breakfast." #DAYS