Chanel: "Did Mama really shoot TR dead?" Lani: "Absolutely… If you happen to be Jules and Carver." #DAYS (CHECK NAMES OF LANI'S KIDS. I'M NOT SURE)

Ciara to Evan: "Ben has changed and you haven't." Only because Ben is on enough meds to qualify as a member of big Pharma. #DAYS

Ciara with the power of God vs. Allie with the power of Satan. I knew how that would turn out. I read about it in the Bible in Paul's letter to the Salemites. #DAYS

Shawn to his nephew: "You're going to be the first kid in history to be taught to ride a motorcycle by his mom." If he gets really good maybe someday he'll ride it through a church window like his uncle. #DAYS

Satan jumps from Allie's body to Tripp. At least now Johnny and Allie can go back to being Salem's answer to the Bobbsy Twins. #DAYS

BO MAKES AN APPEARANCE!!!

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Jan Spears is now with Shawn." That maniac is now living in my home." Eric: "Where else would Shawn be living?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Jan's ankle monitor went off. I wonder if she's loose." Eric: "No doubt about it. Jan's as loose as any woman in Salem." #DAYS