Chloe suggests to Phillip in her sweet, sultry voice: "I know a great way to work off a lot of calories. We can go for a walk." Note to the gals: When you put it like that, the only walk your guy wants to take is to the bedroom. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "John has been abusing me." Ben: "No man should ever strike a woman." Ciara: "Well, I for one do appreciate a gentle spanking now and then." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "John has been abusing me." Ben: "What is he doing to you." Marlena: "He's forcing me to watch you and Ciara on Days of our Lives." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "So what do you think, that Phillip and Chloe's relationship will just implode?" Brady: "Name one relationship in Salem that hasn't imploded at some point." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Marlena told me to ravage Chloe on the conference table." Maggie: "That doesn't sound like Marlena." Brady: "I didn't do it." Maggie: "That doesn't sound like you." #DAYS