Johnny to EJ: "I'm looking for investors for my movie and giving you first crack at it." PROTIP: If anyone ever says that to you, run away like you're being chased by a pack of wild dogs. #DAYS

And we open with a Menage-à-Tripp #DAYS

Kayla to Tripp: "Did you get hung up at Allie's?" Translation: No translation necessary. You know what she was really asking. #DAYS

Claire claims to be a social media expert. That's the same thing as saying she knows how to communicate meaningless drivel to the masses. Just like I'm doing now. #DAYS