That cabin has been on fire about five times and still hasn't burned down. It must be made of asbestos. #DAYS

Phillip: "Jan is bat-guano crazy." That's bat-sh*t crazy laundered for TV. #DAYS

Chanel: "I won't speak about Eli in an objectifying way any more." Translation: "I'll just think about him in that way." #DAYS

Chanel: "Maturity is overrated." In Salem, so is sanity. #DAYS