Jennifer: "Not only am I your constituent I am the mother of your children." A few more constituents like that and Jack could be known as "The Father of Salem." #DAYS
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Eric: "We are here to join forever in marriage..." In Salem the word 'forever' refers to anything that lasts more than a microsecond. #DAYS
Kate: "Maggie came to me and was drunk as a skunk." Scientific note: No skunk has ever been observed consuming alcohol. #DAYS
Rex and Sarah's wedding will be declared null and void since they said, "For as long as we both shall live" instead of "For all the Days of our Lives." #DAYS
Eve: "I am just trying to get justice for Paige. She was everything to me." And her boyfriend was also an entertaining distraction. #DAYS
