It figures that Jack won the mayor's race. The average Salem resident seems to have the IQ of a sand flea. Apologies to sand fleas everywhere. #DAYS

Haley would have been born during China's policy allowing only one child per family. I wonder how they got away with pawning her off as Melinda's sister without great penalty to the family. #DAYS

Hope forgets the first rule of diplomacy: don't call your boss a despicable human being. #DAYS