Kim Kardashian shared a photo of herself wearing a Thong Bikini. And all I could think is that the second she tries to hold in a fart, the whole bottom is going to get sucked up by her black hole.

The designers probably used the same amount of fabric they use for granny panties to make it fit Kardashians’ a$$ets. She is why I use the $ for the word a$$ because it literally is her moneymaker.