Me- You sound happy.GH- I hate my dog.Me- You have a dog?GH- My wife's dog. No discussion. No warning. Just BAM. I come home from work one day and there it is peeing on the floor.Me- You got a PUP-PEE !GH- Nope. A full grown whatever. Has what the vet calls an excitable bladder. Anytime a person walks into the house the thing pees with excitement. But now, it's just responding to the doorbell. You can tell how many people came knocking during the day by counting the number of puddles.Me- I'm sure they make doggie Nappies.GH- There's more. The thing yips all the time, especially...

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