Funny Caption #21
"When a designer takes away a zipper, it opens a window."
"This outfit really breathes, through its nostril."
"Excuse me sir, I think your fly has flown away!"
Funny Caption #22
"Sweet! Nothing beats nature's water bed !"
"That's the last time I visit the Museum of Insects. Aka All-You-Can-Eat buffet restaurant."
"That's life. Nothing quite like a good lie down after a heavy meal."
"Aargh! I should have stopped at 30 dragonflies."
"The pain! I should never mix butterflies with house flies."
"Come and feel it honey! My 50 tadpoles are kicking me."
Funny Caption #23
"Oh Lord, I dunno how long this branch is gonna hold me !"
"Don't shoot. This isn't my best angle!"
"Stop pretending. You are NOT an owl."
Funny Caption #24
"Instinctual drive towards Mother Nature."
"Holy cow! Din-din comes unexpectedly early today."
"A Hunger for Art."
"Hmm...feel like frozen milk..."
"Art sucks!"
"Yummy / Mommy is in the eye of the toddler."
"Trick or t[r]eat? It's trick!"
"I came, I saw, I surrendered!"
"A cultural care au pair."
"A case of mistaken identitit."
"You've got my total divided attention."
"An Unmovable Feast."
"An Unmovable Feast."
"I came, I saw, I surrendered!"
"A cultural care au pair."
"A case of mistaken identitit."
Funny Caption #25
"Psst! Over here!"
"Give me fist bumps!"
"Guess which of my paw has the coin."
"Up, up and away!"
"Look into my eyes...you're feeling very sleepy..."
Funny Caption #26
"Don't give it to me! The trash can is over there."
"Would it kill you to leave some coke for me?"
"How many times must I warn you that the human trash bin is full of animal traps!"
"Look! I've told you a thousand times. I'm not into discarded plastic cup!"
"It's so like you...only come to me when you need my help."
"Finally, a good night sleep!"
"Can't hear you birdie...Cat got your tongue?"
Funny Caption #27
| Putin's wife Lyudmila kissing George W Bush |
"Leave some for me, Lyudmila!"
"Don't forget to breath, dear."
"With a kiss like that, Lyudmila, are you asking for a divorce?"
"Détente isn't a French term for French kissing..."
"Kiss
Funny Caption #28
"Double Arches serving double ads."
"Are you sure it's 197 m, and not 198 m?"
"Are there two skinny MacDonald's restaurants side by side, or just one big one?"
"Mmm...I'm losin' it."
"Apparently, there's a buy-one-get-one-free deal on advertising spaces."
"These billboards are put up for very tiny diners who walk extremely slowly."
"Designed for those who like to ask, 'Are we there yet?'"
Funny Caption #29
"I think you're wearing it wrong..."
"It's always handy to have a spare shoe."
"It's always handy to have a spare shoe."
"She's head over heels for that high heel over her head."
"That shoe is just too big for her head."
"A heady mix of fashion."
"Are you going to walk upside down?"
"That high heel is sure to make you look much taller."
"That shoe is just too big for her head."
"A heady mix of fashion."
"Are you going to walk upside down?"
"That high heel is sure to make you look much taller."
"You look different...Did you do something with your hair?"
"Black shoe is the new hat."
"Can't find your shoe? It's always the last place you look!"
"Can't find your shoe? It's always the last place you look!"
Funny Caption #30
"Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!"
"Come any closer, and you will get the taste of my Fist of Fury."
Funny Caption #31
"The end of a corporate ladder."
"Staircase to heaven."
"Exit stage right."
"3-step program to everlasting financial freedom."
Funny Caption #32
"A misunderstood wingman."
"Aerial gunner."
"Military hanger."
"Low level combat."
Funny Caption #33
| An English bulldog |
"Have you seen my bitch here earlier?"
"Your beer has gone to the dogs: warm and tepid, mate!"
"Excuse me, bartender...I'm still waiting for my nuts!"
"Just curious, do you know how to do a Bloodhound Martini?"
"Hey bartender, you wouldn't believe what I saw in a bar yesterday!"
Funny Caption #34
"Does it come with wearing instruction?"
"Basic contortionist training gear."
"ET shops here!"
"Look y'all, pants with handy holsters for my rifles!"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Funny Caption #35
"Let me slip into something more bananas."
"Is that your costume or are you just happy to see me?"
"Obviously not a superhero. A superhero would wear his underwear on the outside."
"Isn't that this the most painful place to sew on a zipper?"
Funny Caption #36
"DVDs on sales?"
"You know, seashells are more traditional and biodegradable..."
"I wish she has a smaller DVD collection."
"Good on ya for recycling old DVDs."
"I'm bored. You've got any sci-fi from the 1990s or anything with Raquel Welch in it?"
"Wearable siren songs."
"I hope all the DVDs are blanks. You just don't know who have watched them."
"DVDs are oh so out of fashion now. The latest things are USB drives or micro memory cards."
Funny Caption #37
"OMG! What a mess, Mr. Hart !"
"Wow! All these for 500 Yens. This is unbelievabull!"
(Apparently, this is a Japanese cat, who speaks English)
(I don't have 100% proficiency in cat speak)
Funny Caption #38
"This clothing store has an amazing range of folk wear for all occasions."
"The 3G wi-fi is slow here. I hope I'm still alive when the site finishes loading its home page."
"If you click this button, you can make him dance."
"This seniors dating site would give us some ideas where our men are up to these days."
"It's easy! Just click this button if you want to be my friend."
Funny Caption #39
(For those who are too young to get the joke, click here. And my real name is Francis)
"Get up man, stop horsing around."
"What did you eat for lunch?"
"Sorry for the back kick...Don't EVER sneak up on me again !"
"Excuse me, sir. You can't sleep in the store."
"Get up, you big baby...I've had enough of your tantrum !"
"Sit. Now, roll over. Play dead. Good man!"
"Don't just stand there, Francis. Give me a hoof."
Funny Caption #40
"Get down. I promise I won't ram you guys. No bull !"
"From this angle, I can see that none of you have balls."
"It's just like roast ducks hanging on a Chinese BBQ restaurant. Yummy !"
"C'mon amigos! This is a bull running festival, not a window climbing festival !"
"The three in red get down here at once! Don't make me tell you twice !"
"I'll wait...you have to do your business eventually..."
"Excuse me, has anyone seen my toreador? He wears a cape and a funny hat."
"You call this presenting? Presenting, my ass !"
