I made my commitment to our summer Travel plans waaaay back in November: coming up on six months ago. Plenty of time, I told myself, to enrich the travel experience by brushing up, myself and the kids, on some serious French culture. The boys would read works like The Three Musketeers, and study hard to pick up some key French phases that they could whip out on unsuspecting and soon to be charmed Parisians. And me? I planned to download a language app to refresh my paltry French. And, darn it, I...