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Only 2 things can change women’s mood- 1) I love you, 2) 50% Discount!!
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your opinion.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
I have no time to hate people... who hate me... because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
I don't care what people think or say about me!
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google...They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don't get confused between my my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above them'.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status !
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest,just noise..
Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)
I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile Infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you're wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy loving people who love me.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it J.
So you're checking my status.. :D
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
Attitudes are more important than facts.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it's just I grew up and you should try too.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!
Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.
Great things never come from comfort zones.
Life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....
It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Decision defines destiny..
All you need to change is will.
Never, never, never, never give up.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
You never fail until you stop trying.
Whatever brings you down, will eventually make you stronger.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Whether you Think you can, or think you can't you're always right.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to work harder than anyone else.
If you believe in yourself, things are possible.
If you don't go after what you want, you will never have it.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Pearls don't lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
It doesn't matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.
patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.
Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be.
Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.
Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
If you're not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?
Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.
If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem wonderful at all.
Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.
Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
Mistakes teach you important lessons, Everytime you encounter one, you've a step closer to your goal.
Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it.
Problems are with every one, it is on us to become the victim or overcome the situation and become successful.
Without positive attitude, success is called Luck. But with positive attitude, success is called achievement.
If you can laugh when you are completely broken,then there can be nothing that can break you next time.
Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.
Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!
Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.
There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't ,,,What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me"
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there's love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on...
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".
Past 'tense'. Present 'tense'. Future 'tense'. and they say life is easy.
Life is like a roller coaster it has its ups n downs.. Its our choice to scream or to enjoy the ride.
Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
Enjoy Every Moment You Have.. Because In Life, There Are No Rewinds...
Life is like making tea! Boil your ego, Evaporate your worries, Dilute your sorrows, Filter your mistakes & Get Taste of Happiness. :)
The worst part of life is that you do not know what is coming up next :(
Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries of Ur Life!
It's A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life !
Life goes on......With or without you :-)
Every Test In Life Maks Us Bitter Or Better. Every Prblm Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Bcome Victim Or Victorious"...
Life is about laughing & living, in good & bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way & looking back & smiling.
Its the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.
You can't force people to stay in your life. Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you.
Life is a matter of change is not a matter of choice.
That awkward moment between birth and death is life.
In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love
Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !!
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love ...Makes Life Beautiful
For comfortable journey of life, just reduce the luggage of desires...:-)
The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.
If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Life is too complicated, don't try to find answers Because, when you findanswers, life changes the questions!
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.
Life Is Never About The People Who Act Sincere In Front Of you.
Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back...!!!
Life is like a chocolate box, Each chocolate is like a portion of life, Some are crunchy, some are nutty, Some are soft, but all are DELICIOUS.
You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have life to enjoy everything :) :)
For some moments in life there are no words.
The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.
my life is like a football game- when i feel my life is going to get the goal some people kick me toward other goal and this way life goes on still finding the goal.
God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.
Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.
Life Is not A MP3 Player Where We Can enjoy Our favourite songs But Life Is Like A FM radio We Have to Learn to enjoy What Ever comes.
Life is Rough so be Tough.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.
Oh life!! You are so beautiful, a bit complicated but still beautiful!
Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to
be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reason to lose sleep.
Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every
season.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.
Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…
If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse :(
If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.
I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.
Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.
The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Best Relationship Match: YOU & I
There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.
If you want me it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.
If your weapon is love, I got my hands up. If you’re gonna take me down, I SURRENDER.
If had badge every time you make me smile, the girl scouts would be jealous.
Kiss me and you will SEE how important I am.
Kiss me and you will SEE start LOVE me and I will give them to you.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
I <3 it when I catch you Looking at me, and then you smile and look away.
Dear Tummy sorry about the butter flies, It’s not my fault it’s him.
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Love may be blind, but marriage work like an eye-opener.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
If someone hates you for no reason, give him 1
You are proof that evolution sometimes CAN go in reverse.
Sometimes I wish why I am not born with enough middle fingers to explain how I feel about you.
You’re ugly as if your dad drops you at college he got fine for littering.
I don’t hate you! It’s just like if you’re on fire and I have water, I’ll prefer drinking it.
I could slap you but I know shit stinks.
Money talks ….. Mine know only one word- GOOD BYE.
My Ex: Can you delete my number, I- who is this?
I don't think you act stupid, I believe you are.
Con is the opposite of Pro so does that mean Congress is Opposite of Progress?
Why do fart smell, so deaf people can enjoy it too.
Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby.
Named FB account NO ONE, So I can like your stupid posts to tell NO ONE likes it.
Call me NOBODY, because NOBODY is perfect :D
Men who are bad with eye contact needs to know, Breasts don’t have eyes.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Yes! Before we met.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Out of 5 finger 3rd is for you.
God has a great sense of Humor, You’re the proof.
Don’t feel sad, Voldemort is ugly too.
You’re like a knitted condom – both useless
I fart in public only if I have to make someone smell good.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
If someone hates you for no reason, give him 1
You are proof that evolution sometimes CAN go in reverse.
Sometimes I wish why I am not born with enough middle fingers to explain how I feel about you.
You’re ugly as if your dad drops you at college he got fine for littering.
I don’t hate you! It’s just like if you’re on fire and I have water, I’ll prefer drinking it.
I could slap you but I know shit stinks.
Money talks ….. Mine know only one word- GOOD BYE.
My Ex: Can you delete my number, I- who is this?
I don't think you act stupid, I believe you are.
Con is the opposite of Pro so does that mean Congress is Opposite of Progress?
Why do fart smell, so deaf people can enjoy it too.
Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby.
Named FB account NO ONE, So I can like your stupid posts to tell NO ONE likes it.
Call me NOBODY, because NOBODY is perfect :D
Men who are bad with eye contact needs to know, Breasts don’t have eyes.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Yes! Before we met.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Out of 5 finger 3rd is for you.
God has a great sense of Humor, You’re the proof.
Don’t feel sad, Voldemort is ugly too.
You’re like a knitted condom – both useless
I fart in public only if I have to make someone smell good.
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Only 2 things can change women’s mood- 1) I love you, 2) 50% Discount!!
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
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Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your opinion.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
I have no time to hate people... who hate me... because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
I don't care what people think or say about me!
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google...They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don't get confused between my my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above them'.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status !
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest,just noise..
Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)
I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile Infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you're wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy loving people who love me.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it J.
So you're checking my status.. :D
Attitudes are more important than facts.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it's just I grew up and you should try too.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!
Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.
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Great things never come from comfort zones.
Life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....
It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Decision defines destiny..
All you need to change is will.
Never, never, never, never give up.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
You never fail until you stop trying.
Whatever brings you down, will eventually make you stronger.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Whether you Think you can, or think you can't you're always right.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to work harder than anyone else.
If you believe in yourself, things are possible.
If you don't go after what you want, you will never have it.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Pearls don't lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.
One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
It doesn't matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.
patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.
Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be.
Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.
Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
If you're not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?
Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.
If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem wonderful at all.
Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.
Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
Mistakes teach you important lessons, Everytime you encounter one, you've a step closer to your goal.
Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it.
Problems are with every one, it is on us to become the victim or overcome the situation and become successful.
Without positive attitude, success is called Luck. But with positive attitude, success is called achievement.
If you can laugh when you are completely broken,then there can be nothing that can break you next time.
Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.
Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!
Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.
There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't ,,,What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me"
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there's love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on...
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".
Past 'tense'. Present 'tense'. Future 'tense'. and they say life is easy.
Life is like a roller coaster it has its ups n downs.. Its our choice to scream or to enjoy the ride.
Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
Enjoy Every Moment You Have.. Because In Life, There Are No Rewinds...
Life is like making tea! Boil your ego, Evaporate your worries, Dilute your sorrows, Filter your mistakes & Get Taste of Happiness. :)
The worst part of life is that you do not know what is coming up next :(
Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries of Ur Life!
It's A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life !
Life goes on......With or without you :-)
Every Test In Life Maks Us Bitter Or Better. Every Prblm Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Bcome Victim Or Victorious"...
Life is about laughing & living, in good & bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way & looking back & smiling.
Its the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.
You can't force people to stay in your life. Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you.
Life is a matter of change is not a matter of choice.
That awkward moment between birth and death is life.
In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love
Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !!
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love ...Makes Life Beautiful
For comfortable journey of life, just reduce the luggage of desires...:-)
The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.
If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Life is too complicated, don't try to find answers Because, when you findanswers, life changes the questions!
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.
Life Is Never About The People Who Act Sincere In Front Of you.
Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back...!!!
Life is like a chocolate box, Each chocolate is like a portion of life, Some are crunchy, some are nutty, Some are soft, but all are DELICIOUS.
You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have life to enjoy everything :) :)
For some moments in life there are no words.
The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.
my life is like a football game- when i feel my life is going to get the goal some people kick me toward other goal and this way life goes on still finding the goal.
God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.
Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.
Life Is not A MP3 Player Where We Can enjoy Our favourite songs But Life Is Like A FM radio We Have to Learn to enjoy What Ever comes.
Life is Rough so be Tough.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.
Oh life!! You are so beautiful, a bit complicated but still beautiful!
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Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to
be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reason to lose sleep.
Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every
season.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
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Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…
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If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse :(
If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.
I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.
Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.
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The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Best Relationship Match: YOU & I
There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.
If you want me it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.
If your weapon is love, I got my hands up. If you’re gonna take me down, I SURRENDER.
If had badge every time you make me smile, the girl scouts would be jealous.
Kiss me and you will SEE how important I am.
Kiss me and you will SEE start LOVE me and I will give them to you.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
I <3 it when I catch you Looking at me, and then you smile and look away.
Dear Tummy sorry about the butter flies, It’s not my fault it’s him.
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