Latest Funny Cool Whatsapp Status 2016
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Funny Whatsapp Status
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Born to express not to impress.
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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
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Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
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If your cute, I’m single..
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After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F..
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode..
ME I won’t get jealous. ME Who’s this fucking asshole?
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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The only piece of ass you’re ever gonna get is when your hands slip through the toilet paper.
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The awkward moment when you enter someone’s house and think.. WTF is that smell?
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Four pegs at night will make me stringer
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
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We have a history together ……and English and French also
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Admi to vaise hum kaam k the… bas pyar me barbad ho gye..
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I’ll marry that girl who looks preety on her aadhar card…
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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….. It’S lAck oF oPpoRtuNiTy…
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Teri Bandi Meri FAN… Catch me if you can
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Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
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I’m all for change as long as it doesn’t directly affect my routine.
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The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight
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I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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I just found out there is nothing worng with me, its the world that has issues…
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SAVE WATER! Always take shower with your GF….:P
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If women could read MINDS, Every second man will get SLAPPED…:)
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Guys have no idea how long something they’ve said can stay on a girls mind.
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“Hmm” is the best way to say “Bas kar BC. Ab baat nahi karni tujhse”
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My phone battery dieS faster than my dreams.
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Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
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I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Born to express not to impress.
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