From my twitter and stokereport.com activity:

• overheard: "clearly the Mayans didn't use UTC" Dec 20, 2012
• overheard: "it's the borscht of goulashes." Dec 20, 2012
• overheard: "we're gonna need a bigger whiteboard." Dec 15, 2012
• overheard: "give me a sausage" Dec 12, 2012
• overheard: "remember, the death star was never FULLY operational." #labzero #youprobablydontneedadeathstar Oct 26, 2012
• overheard: "Sibby found a puffball." Oct 15, 2012
• overheard: "Design Data structures" Oct 11, 2012
• overheard: "STVCKTVN" #VCTVBER27 #hellomanatee Oct 11, 2012
• overheard: "Taking bright ideas from birth to beta." #labzero Oct 04, 2012
• Overheard: "innovation is really terrifying." cc @MorningEdition Oct 04, 2012
• Overheard: "it's one of the joys of life... not to be confused with the jaws of life." Sep 28, 2012
• overheard: "ERFECT FOR AMERICA'S CUP!!!!" Sep 14, 2012
• overheard: "Schnitzel spätzle pile-up." Sep 07, 2012
• overheard: "Schnitzel 3-way." Sep 07, 2012
• overheard: "get the cat skins for nothing" Sep 05, 2012
• Overheard: "mmm... wine" cc @donkeyandgoat Aug 27, 2012
• overheard: "where do the lost packets go?" to the island of lost packets. Aug 25, 2012
• overheard: "If he's Chief Architect, I'm pretty sure I'm Chief-ER Architect." Aug 25, 2012
• Overheard: "it's seamless, but not painless." Aug 24, 2012
• overheard: "all you need is a neutron generator stuck in your heart." Aug 22, 2012
• overheard: "We have veraison!" Aug 14, 2012
• overheard: "this is a song about things falling down. It's called Things Falling Down." Aug 14, 2012
• overheard: "it's not healthy to eat brains" Aug 13, 2012
• overheard:... | Facebook http://t.co/04hCQquZ Jul 26, 2012
• overheard: "everyone wants eggs." Jul 18, 2012
• overheard: "Disavow!!!" Jul 17, 2012
• overheard: "Thanks, bud." Jul 03, 2012
• overheard: "every email list is a cult." Jul 03, 2012
• Overheard: "daddy, the color you call 'blurple' is actually called indigo" Jun 24, 2012
• overheard: "Who you calling howly?" cc @SF_Windy Jun 21, 2012
• overheard: "consumers AND merchants want their transaction to work." #commongoals Jun 20, 2012
• overheard: "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, it is a habit." Jun 19, 2012
• overheard: "worst traffic I've seen in 25 years" Jun 14, 2012
• overheard: "make friends, be nice" May 17, 2012
• overheard: "doctor the body." May 11, 2012
• Overheard: "talk nerdy to me." May 04, 2012
• overheard: "moose and squirrel" #russianaccent Apr 23, 2012
• overheard: "there's nothing but the iPad." Apr 20, 2012
• overheard: "lose the pants, grab a beer." Apr 20, 2012
• overheard: "we can't process this request." #yourareableepingrobot Apr 18, 2012
• Overheard: "judge me by the content of my character, not the cut of my jib." Apr 03, 2012
• overheard: "it has a convenient thumb slot" Mar 30, 2012
• overheard: "That's a zero-billion dollar market." Mar 30, 2012
• overheard: "minimum viably awesome" Mar 28, 2012
• overheard: "Sinatra has ended his set (crowd applauds)" Mar 26, 2012
• overheard:"clicchi qui." Mar 21, 2012
• overheard: "I'm all copy, no paste." Mar 14, 2012
• overheard: ""HOLY CRAP THAT LOOKS GOOD!" - you, just now." cc @vintageberkeley Feb 29, 2012
• overheard: "dudes in tubes." Feb 29, 2012
• overheard: "Uncle Nemus is bringing his washboards n spoons" Feb 23, 2012
• Overheard: "Dad, don't speak french. It's hurting my ears." Feb 20, 2012
• overheard: "That's a goat if I've ever seen one. That website has a goat on it." Feb 14, 2012
• overheard: "I'm the goddamn glue." #kookookachoo Feb 08, 2012
• overheard: "my credit card is on vibrate." Feb 06, 2012
• overheard: "you moved my cheese" Feb 06, 2012
• overheard: "It's like a crock-pot that makes booze." Jan 27, 2012
• overheard: "I Left My Dongle in San Francisco" Jan 24, 2012
• overheard: "go under the radar with G+" Jan 20, 2012
• overheard: "chumby is angry" Jan 20, 2012
• overheard: "I want a keg of sunshine and joy" Jan 13, 2012
• overheard: "Thank you, Uncle Lev." Jan 13, 2012
• Overheard: "walrus seems to be available." Jan 12, 2012
• Overheard: "the yeti is ready to roar." Jan 07, 2012
• observed: the glare of the sun. Seemed especially glare-y this morning. Maybe I need a vitamin pill.
• observed: someone surfing atop my board. I know it's big, but c'mon.
• also observed: dolphins!
• observed: a (sail-less) sailboard connected to the anklebone via a piece of rope
• observed: dolphins
• also observed: fritters
• also also observed: mirages
• observed: a paddle out for Corwin Hardham: http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Corwin-Hardham-wind-power-pioneer- dies-3982587.php . Also, there's this: https://baykeeper.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=18 .
• observed: everybody
• observed: bearded twins?
• observed: food festival
• also observed: some interesting things elsewhere in the 'hood.
• also also observed: Not Wave Glider.
• observed: fritter.
• observed: one of the water-sample guys locked himself out of his car. I took him up the road to get some help at a garage. Hope everything worked out. Did you know they're volunteers?
• also observed: a bumpercrop of pumpkins.
• observed: @tracey's sweet new board.
• observed: lefts AND rights.
• observed: giant dolphins
• observed: some folks waaaaaaay out on one of the points.
• observed: dolphins
• also observed: I ripped the velcro strap clear off my leash.
• also also observed: @tracey charging into a really nice SH+ one... w00t!
• observed: No sun, just fog.
• observed: fog, sun, fog, sun, fog, sun, fog
• observed: lots of familiar faces. A few new ones too...
• observed: Mercury in retrograde
• also observed: a huge friggin crab. srsly. again.
• also also observed: fritter.
• observed: a crab that was bigger than a fritter.
• also observed: something big and splashy waaaaay outside.
• also also observed: rainbow!
• observed: Farallones
• observed: surf mafia
• observed: jellyfish
• observed: Pelicans, dolphins
• Observed: crowds.
• also observed: a baby otter. so cute!
• observed: a few CG helicopters circling LM, RW, and Mori Point. Anyone know what was up?