audible crying sounds

Let’s forget this game ever happened. Our focus is on this Friday’s game against the Illinois Fighting Illini. Before we flush Saturday’s abomination down the toilet, here are two players I wanted to highlight.

Josaiah Stewart

The Coastal Carolina transfer proved he belonged with the big boys. Stewart looked like Elvis Dumervil coming off the edge for the Wolverines. He finished with 5 tackles, 2 sacks and a QB hurry, and his play, along with the rest of the Wolverines front 7, helped squash the Nebraska offense early.

The entire Michigan O-line

There’s no way in hell you guys thought I was going to select a Nebraska player, right?

#GBR