This is the future.
I need a robot that tells me exactly what I need to be doing at all times, but encourages me through it all ya know. Kinda like my mom.
— Annika Albrecht (@Annika_Albrecht) September 12, 2016
You can only pick one.
just wanna live in a cabin in the mountains and maybe a lil apartment in a big city but also a bungalow on a beach...
— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) September 13, 2016
Who agrees with him?
Those two seasons of @NarcosNetflix I just watched was the best tv I've ever watched in my life
— Jack McVeigh (@JackMcVeigh1) September 14, 2016
Hitting the recruiting trail hard!
Long day but great to connect w/talented & classy people on the recruiting trail! Austin- Union City - Chicago! #GBR pic.twitter.com/AUpXvmeFpv
— Tim Miles (@CoachMiles) September 14, 2016
Full sprint is the way to do it.
There's no way to run with a backpack on and look normal.
— sami ® (@ReinhardSami) September 14, 2016
There is never enough emojis.
Why is there still no giraffe emoji? We have every view of a mailbox things we'll never use BUT NO GIRAFFE. I JUST WANT A GIRAFFE.
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) September 16, 2016
Whoops.
Tried to do the whole zucchini noodles thing but accidentally bought 5 XL cucumbers.
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 16, 2016
So I guess hit me up if you need to make a salad...?
Legends returning.
Great practice today, always good having former #Huskers like @GrantWistrom around! #GBR pic.twitter.com/rEhe6EdK9u
— Mike Riley (@Coach_Riley) September 16, 2016
The Oregon Duck mascot and Faux Pelini went back and forth this week.
So in Lincoln, Nebraska for 5 minutes and I'm already confused why everyone's houses aren't made of Lincoln logs...
— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 16, 2016
.@FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/xYTMw7kUhe
— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 17, 2016
.@TheOregonDuck I saw your new avi and I am mad
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
Here's a picture of me and @FauxPelini from this morning at breakfast! Thanks for showing me around town! pic.twitter.com/kGNQoKAYSh
— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) September 17, 2016
thanks I'll never be able to sleep again https://t.co/2axucwRg2C
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
Fear the Nebrgons!
OH MY GOD @FauxPelini pic.twitter.com/nqL6nPJuQD
— Jake (@JakeEppert) September 17, 2016
BEWARE OF THE NEBRGONS THEY WILL MURDER YOU
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
In honor of North Dakota State victory over Iowa, Faux Pelini wanted to help the bison in a big way.
.@NDSUfootball I WILL DONATE $1 TO BISON PRESERVATION FOR EVERY POINT YOU BEAT IOWA BY
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
@NDSUfootball what are the best Bison charities and should I give the whole $2 to one or split it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
Please give what you can to preserve all the bisonhttps://t.co/EbsAFveqP6 pic.twitter.com/W5dg3qGJSo
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) September 17, 2016
Welp, @FauxPelini just got a bison calf named after Carl Pelini. pic.twitter.com/FCiUyCOG61
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 19, 2016
Update…she’s still alive.
Woke up last night to find a centipede crawling across my arm.
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 18, 2016
Brb while I BURN MY HOUSE DOWN
Lovely pics.
Family. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/C5X50pajTJ
— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) September 17, 2016
Don’t you hate this kind of people?
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO WAIT IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE FRONT AND CUTTING IN. I HAVE ZERO PATIENCE AND CAN WAIT. YOU CAN TOO
— Amber Rolfzen (@twintowerBer) September 17, 2016
Update…she’s still alive.
Woke up last night to find a centipede crawling across my arm.
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 18, 2016
Brb while I BURN MY HOUSE DOWN
When at the zoo…
So you're telling me this kid just "fell"? pic.twitter.com/6nM9phE6xR
— Brooks Brennan (@Bruxy_B) September 19, 2016
And last but not least…
3-0. pic.twitter.com/ztabZ178F3
— Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) September 17, 2016
It's about us.#GBR pic.twitter.com/XOKl6nY1UK
— Nebraska Football (@HuskerFBNation) September 18, 2016
I hope these tweets brightened up your Monday morning better. If you missed it here is last week’s Twitter Recap. GO BIG RED!!!
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