ANIMAL HUSBANDRY IS A DIVISION OF THE AUBURN SCHOOL OF AGRICULTURE
Congratulations to Auburn pic.twitter.com/meSCKLkWth
— Hunter Johnson (@HunterLJohnson) March 18, 2019
LET’S GET THESE EXTREMELY BAD JOKES OFF OKAY GO:
- Scoring this much means Purdue must have been in the tournament
- You thought they got a video board that big for football?
- Two words: Bruce Pearl
- Auburn are the Plainsmen, the Tigers, and have an eagle, couldn’t lose when their whole identity is already a threesome
- Decades of emphasis on steady ball control finally paying off
- Why they wanted to hire Bobby Petrino in 2003
- Auburn is a caring and sensitive partner because they always use a bag
- Matchup with LSU lasts three and a half hours with only one score and multiple sprains and bruises
- If you’re not in the mood, happy to just kick it
- Tommy Tuberville’s teams invented edging
- Keeps its hedges trimmed if that’s what you’re into
- Handles a Hawg with ease
- Familiar with the both sides of the difficulties and controversies surrounding choking
- Like many, they weren’t ready for how hot and heavy the Knights could get in Atlanta
- Already popular with people who are DTF (Dothan-Tuskegee-Florala)
- Definitely into being tied up...
- ...especially because they only need one second to score
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