Just over 20,000 Buick Reattas were made during the model's production run for the 1988 through 1991 model years, and I had documented seven of them in car graveyards prior to today's Junkyard Find. All of those cars were in reasonably good condition, but today's '88 is an example of a Reatta that was loved to death by its final owner.

A 1970s desire on the part of Cadillac dealers for a two-seater to compete with the Mercedes-Benz R107 plus fierce intra-GM political battles led to the development of a couple of interesting two-seat designs that hit American roads during the late 1980s. One was the Cadillac Allanté, while the other was the Buick Reatta.

Both the Allanté and the Reatta rode on modified versions of the front-wheel-drive Cadillac Eldorado/ Oldsmobile Toronado/ Buick Riviera chassis, so they weren't exactly direct competitors for sporty European machinery.

The Reatta's engine was the good old 3.8-liter pushrod Buick V6, which was quite dependable but not so sporty. This one offered 165 horses (which made a sound more bovine than equine).

The only Reatta transmission available was a four-speed automatic.

One futuristic Reatta feature the European competition ( mostly) couldn't match was Buick's Electronic Control Center, which featured a touchscreen computer display (sourced from an ATM manufacturer) decades before such screens became commonplace in vehicles.

The ECC and digital dash have been pulled from this car, though it's likely that they weren't in working order.

It endured some rough handling during its final years. Someone appears to have spray-painted the seats flat black, for starters.

The hood has been pried open, but we can blame that on time-pressed junkyard employees who had to drain the fluids right now.

Same goes for the mangled decklid.

This car started out red, but got a rattle-can/Plasti-Dip two-tone paint job late in life.

The multi-bolt-pattern aftermarket wheels aren't what the Reatta's designers had in mind.

These wheels are a bit scraper-ish, but that's an East Bay style and this car is in a yard just outside Denver.

Perhaps the final owner of this car was inspired by East Bay native Kreayshawn's 1990 Buick Reatta when it came to customizing touches. Like Jim Morrison, Mrs. Fields, and myself, Kreayshawn attended Alameda High School on the Island that Rust Forgot.

Even though California now has legal cannabis, those West Coast lightweights are far behind Colorado when it comes to slapping cannabis-themed stickers in and on their cars. This Reatta has such stickers inside the engine compartment.

There's an Oil Pressure Gauge under the hood as well. If you must run a mechanical oil pressure gauge (feel free to write a 20,000-word rant on the subject in your comments), this is a good place to put it… if you don't like hot motor oil spraying all over your legs while you're driving.

This car's sticker collection is interesting, culturally speaking, so I'll share some more detail photos. First, the de rigueur "Hellastock" decal on the rear glass.

I've seen dispensary stickers slapped over gauge clusters and on the windshield directly before the driver's face. This one appears to have fallen off from the headliner.

If you say so.

This one is something of a flashback to 1980s-style misogyny.

Here's one that goes back to the 1970s.

It is indeed.

I believe it.

Nothing like issuing a challenge to your neighbors.

Skeletal hand with rose decal? Check.

This Buick Club of America sticker seems older than the others.

If your aim in life has always been high, drive the premium two-seater from Buick.

This ad made it seem that Buick was ashamed of the 1947 Special.

[Images: The Author]

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