By: REALSPORTS
SportParody Staff Writer

NFL fans responded with shock and outrage after it was reported yesterday that two hot Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas and Kristen Owen, were arrested for having sex with each other at a Tampa-area nightclub (article here).

The Panthers have moved quickly to kick the cheerleaders off the team, a move which was approved by rabid NFL fan Damian Delporte. Said Delporte, “It is a disgrace that those hot, blonde, big-breasted cheerleaders were having lesbian sex with each other. I mean, who could be interested in that???”

NFL fan and right-wing commentator Sean Hannity was quick to denounce the lesbian sex. “This just shows you the decline in moral values we’re having in our country”, said an upset Hannity. “When I watch football with my son, I want it to be a good, clean game for the family where we can watch 250-pound guys beat each other to a bloody pulp. There’s no place for hot lesbian cheerleaders in football.” Hannity, however, admitted that he would approve of the cheerleaders under special circumstances. “If I found out my son was turning gay”, said Hannity, “I would have him watch hot lesbian cheerleader sex ‘till it turned him straight.”

Hannity also said that he would obtain a copy of the surveillance video of the incident, so that he could “better understand the situation and protect (his) children”.




We will be seeing these cheerleaders next time in Playboy